Jack Kimber U/11 has sent this joke in.
One day, a family didn't have any bread. so they made their youngest daughter sally go to there neighbors' house, the little red mans house. Sally walked up the little red path, onto the little red porch and knocked on the door. not knowing the little red man was in the shower. The little red man hopped out of the shower, put a towel on and answered the door. when the little reed man opened the door his towel fell off. Sally Ran Back Home and got hit by a car. But there is a moral to this story! NEVER CROSS THE ROAD WHEN THE LITTLE RED MANS FLASHING!!!